Motion Induced Blindness

When we were teaching new riders, our objective was to take drivers and turn them into riders. That might be lost on some and it was on most at the start, but once they got into traffic they usually became believers very quickly. For example, learning that road conditions make a big difference to a motorcycle rider where the same may be insignificant to a car driver.

Learning that drivers don’t see motorcycles was also huge. I used to tell the story of responding to  a car hit by a train (this was when I was a firefighter). The engineer came back to the wreck when he finally got stopped and in conversation he said that the driver looked right at the train then proceeded into its path. The driver (who was miraculously relatively uninjured) said he never saw the train. I translated this to the fact that riders don’t see many things as well. We taught them to scan constantly rather than just looking once because many times you see something the second time you scan through a particular zone. In most cases it was something that was there all the time, it was just missed on the first (or second) pass.

Recently I found a website that explains why we all don’t see things that are moving. Have a look at the site. You will be amazed at how slowly you have to run the moving grid to see all the targets. Hopefully this will convince any non-believers that scanning should be an automatic thing for a rider at all times.

The site is http://www.msf-usa.org/motion.html.

As always, comments are always welcome.

 


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Norton

I just got this short You Tube video in an email from a friend. The creativity some people possess never fails to amaze me. Check this out.

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Riding Gear. And you thought the bike was expensive!

Yes, buying riding gear can be like buying software after getting the computer – secondary sticker shock.  Let’s not even talk about accessories.

Because this blog is primarily about touring, I’ll be writing about protective gear from a touring prospective rather than a day rider’s perspective, so comfort is a huge consideration in some of what I discuss. That’s not to say that what you read here isn’t relevant on short rides, but when you’re just out for a few hours and home is not far away, discomfort is less of an issue than when you are days or weeks from home and riding for most of the day, day after day. That being said, protection is equally important in both scenarios. When considering any gear, think about all your needs in either case.

When we were training new riders, an important part of our classroom session was devoted to riding gear and with very good reason. For the most part there is no reason new riders would have any idea of what gear they needed or what they should consider, yet it is such an important part of safe and comfortable riding. Riding skills are what keeps you upright and protective riding gear is your insurance in case you go down. It’s also the major factor governing comfort in all riding conditions (not counting the seat on the bike :( ). What follows is basically our dog and pony show covering protective gear in our classroom sessions from top to bottom.

I’m going to say right up front that if you are the shorts, flip flop, T shirt, no gloves and beanie kind of rider, you are nuts. Either you haven’t gone down, you haven’t considered all the likelihoods or you have no clue what you are in for if you do go down. The term “Russian Roulette” comes to mind. I was a firefighter for 36 years and responded to countless MVA’s involving motorcycles. The needless, extremely painful and life threatening injuries that I have seen would be more than enough to convince anyone to wear proper protective gear. And yes, some deaths occurred that very likely would not have occurred – usually at slow speed. Riders who ride without protection have clearly placed image before safety. Wait until you have lost so much skin from a fall at only 50kmh that you have to be sent to the burn ward. Like I always say: “I had a good job because some people just need looking after”.

Preferences in riding gear are based on such things as comfort, expense, practicality, level of safety, riding style and personal tastes. Personal taste is important and often trumps all the rest. Gear choice almost always involves a compromise between the ultimate in safety and some other factor. When Arlene and I choose our gear we consider all of the above knowing what compromises we are making. When you make that decision you are acknowledging your acceptance of some level of risk, whether great or small. Kind of like deciding to ride a motorcycle in the first place. :) Our choices are our own, but when teaching, we were always careful to give a good all-round explanation of the advantages and disadvantages of any and all types of gear.

Our choices and why we made them

We tour, so comfort over the long haul is a big consideration as well safety. We have heated gear, wear leather jackets and chaps, denim pants, have several pairs of gloves (we usually carry three types at any one time), water proof boots with heavy soles, 1/2 or 5/8 helmets and always carry good rain gear. The compromise in helmets compared to full face and 3/4 is based on weight and heat. In Arlene’s case that includes claustrophobia – full face is definitely out. Long hours in the saddle for weeks on end make it difficult to wear full face helmets. For both of us the heat and weight can be unbearable to the point of being unable to make good decisions. Sounds like an excuse, but for us it’s true. No single pair of gloves will fit all situations and it is not unusual to need three pairs in one day – but we always wear them. We wear heavy leather boots for foot and ankle protection and stability when moving our heavy touring bikes around. The water proof feature eliminates the need for waterproof gaiters, which can hinder proper use of foot controls and generally super-size the feeling of being over-stuffed. We find leather to be the most comfortable with chaps being the big compromise; chaps don’t cover your butt. (I took a slide wearing only jeans on the day they first landed on the moon. The only skin left was a rectangle where my wallet was). They are easily removable at stops and aren’t so  dependent on keeping the same waistline year after year – or the beginning and the end of a ride. :)   The rain gear is a no-brainer. It’s good quality and restricts our movements as little as can be expected (XXXL for me who is usually L). The heated gear (and/or layers) is also a must for long distance riding. Again, comfort impacts decision making, and being too cold is every bit as distracting as being too hot. Believe it or not we have worn our heated gear in South Dakota in early August (Sturgis, Ho!) in the mornings. Back to the leather. Besides being very good protection, both of us just like the feel of leather and I will be honest, we just like the look of it. (Sidebar: my jacket weighs a ton but when people ask to try it on, the result is a very satisfied smile)

We have about $2000 worth of gear each. That wasn’t bought all at one time and it is definitely easy to start out and get by with less.

The “uniform”

It seems that every riding style dictates a certain “uniform”. Can you picture a rider with a traditional double breasted leather jacket, half helmet, chaps and heavy boots riding a sport bike? Conversely, can you picture a rider wearing a full leather suit and light “slipper” boots riding a cruiser or full touring bike? There is no doubt that riding style can dictate what type of protective gear you wear for both practical and aesthetic reasons. The thing to remember is that it is possible to be well protected wearing various styles of gear. As my dad used to say, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat”.

Let’s have a look at some differences and the relative considerations.

Helmets

I would like to preface this section with the comment that you should do a lot of homework yourself on this piece of protective gear; it is clearly the most important piece. My objective here is to describe the relative differences so that you can take it from there. Understand that any jurisdiction requiring helmets requires a DOT approval sticker (and not the stickers you buy at Sturgis) and the very best ones also carry a Snell approval. The major difference in approved helmets and “beanies” is the styrofoam liner that is design to crush to absorb impact. Beanies don’t have a liner, thus offering zero protection. Trust me – I’ve seen the results on the street. Helmets have a shelf life of about 5 years depending on storage near hydrocarbons (don’t leave them in the garage). They are disposable if ever involved in a crash of any kind because the foam is designed to crush but stays crushed. It doesn’t work a second time unless you make a point of hitting your head in a different spot. A fall from the seat of the bike can cause damage to the shell that is not visible through the paint, so store your lid securely on the bike when parking. NEVER buy a used helmet. Make sure you get a knowledgeable sales person to help you chose the right size. Wear it around the store for 20-30 minutes to see of it is too tight. Helmets “break in” a bit so a new one will seem a little tight but shouldn’t be painful after the 20-30 minute “ride” around the store.

Although an indirect advantage over simple physical protection, visibility is a significant aspect. Bright multi coloured or white helmets or some aspect of reflectivity are the most visible.

Full face

I don’t own one so my opinions here are exactly that: opinions. On the other hand I have tried them out, spoken to knowledgeable people and read quite a bit about them. Clearly full face helmets offer the best protection and to me it would seem reasonable to get the lightest, best ventilated model you can get. That doesn’t necessarily mean the most expensive, because I have seen some really good helmets for not that much money, but obviously the expensive ones have all the bells and whistles. Typically they are far better than they used to be and are a very good choice for someone who wears prescription glasses (no goggles required). Interchangeable clear and dark lenses are available but you have to think about where you will pack the extra lens on a trip. Look for helmets with removable washable liners.

Modular

A modular helmet looks like a full face but the chin piece swings up and back, making it easier to put on and also talk to people without removing your helmet. They had a reputation for providing a false sense of security because the hinge joint was very weak. Apparently that has changed. Again, look for ventilation, light weight (they are heavier than full face), washable liners and interchangeable lenses. NEVER ride with the face piece in the raised position because it acts like a sail. Around a parking lot is one thing but any kind of speed will cause serious problems.

Three Quarter

A three quarter helmet covers the ear and lower skull area and is usually as heavy as a full face because they don’t seem to have put the technology into them (i.e. carbon fiber). They are  cooler than full face or modular but still pretty hot and just as heavy (we used them for a couple of years). You can attach a peak or visor to a 3/4, 5/8 or 1/2 helmet which in my book is a big plus. Try driving your car without using the sun visor when you really need it and you will get the idea. The 3/4, modular and full face are all warmer in  cold weather. For anyone subject to claustrophobia, three quarter helmets are a better choice than full face and modular helmets.

Half and 5/8

Half and 5/8 helmets are almost the same. A helmet that dips down slightly behind the ears is considered a 5/8. This offers a little more protection than the 1/2 in the critical lower skull area. Obviously they don’t offer any facial protection as do full face and modular helmets. They are significantly lighter, cooler and do not limit your peripheral vision. They offer little warmth in cold weather however many come with removable flaps to cover your neck and ears. We wear “Buffs” to help with the cold. These are thin microfiber tubes that pull over your head like a stocking. Beware of any liners that  add any thickness inside the helmet. They can cause extreme pain in very short order. Like the others, look for the washable liners. They usually have visors which are very helpful in the setting or rising sun (not that we hit the road that early very often :) ).

Eye protection

Eye protection can range from sunglasses to serious goggles, but what you are trying to do is protect your eyes from flying objects and wind with either style. Whatever does that adequately is fine, which means the sun glasses should be a wrap-around type. Regular prescription glasses or sunglasses that are similar definitely are not eye protection. Goggles sometimes offer the opportunity  to mount or actually wear corrective glasses. Most riders opt for some type of wrap-around sun glasses. My experience is that glasses don’t fog like goggles tend to do simply because they are vented better. All eye protection should be shatter proof. This means polycarbonate lenses for glasses. Don’t wear your $200 Foster Grants for riding. You’ll kiss those goodbye in no time due to the hard wear. We buy $20 – $30 glasses that are shatter proof and reasonable quality, certainly lasting long enough to be put out of service due to scratches rather than breakage. A very good source of glasses – both clear and tinted – are  safety glasses available at work wear stores. Cheap and very good protection and quality.

It’s a good idea to pick up some clear safety glasses for night riding (which we don’t do) and really crappy, dark days.

Jackets

Acceptable jackets are either leather of high strength fabric made specifically for riding. Denim jackets are barely acceptable in the short term just to get going but, like jeans, only good for about 6 feet in a slide. Leather can be thick or thin. The thin ones need armour at the wear points (shoulder, elbow, dorsal) and should have inner pockets to accommodate that. Armour can feel a little weird but you get used to it. Good leather can be expensive. Get yours custom made if you can; it shouldn’t be any more than a good quality “rack” jacket. Mine is a heavy leather traditional (double breasted) jacket that is a “lifetime” jacket. I had it custom made after riding for a few years so knew exactly what I wanted. Despite its weight, it’s not as hot as you’d think. Now that it’s seen many, many thousands of miles it looks pretty good. I have been offered a lot of money for that jacket. Avoid any with polyester “silk – like” liners; they only make you sweat. Get a liner that provides excellent ventilation. For the most part, avoid jackets that have built in removable liners for warmth (unless the liner is an actual jacket by itself). Opt instead for a liner-less jacket with enough room to layer thin jackets or electrically heated liners.

Fabric jackets are very good value and equally protective. I have a good quality (but not the best)  fabric jacket for a second jacket that is waterproof, but causes me to sweat  in warm weather even with the vents open. If fabric, I would recommend jackets with Goretex or similar liners if water proof. I sweat a lot in mine and I think that is because the liner doesn’t breathe. Fabric jackets that are waterproof along with matching pants can eliminate the need for rain gear, but get the best. That saves a lot of room in the saddlebag and a saving of up to $2-300 dollars, probably off setting the extra cost of the high-end gear. I suspect fabric jackets may be disposable just like helmets. I have seen a couple of crash victims who were wearing them and they had been well protected but the jacket was ripped and burst at the seams, so I think like the  helmets, they may be sacrificial. For that matter, a leather jacket can be destroyed in a crash, too.

This is another area where reflectivity is a consideration for visibility.

If you are just getting started, don’t worry about getting the very best right away. You will develop  preferences over time and in the end you will know exactly what you want plus will have a decent spare jacket when you step up.

Don’t think that leather vests offer any protection at all. If you must, make sure it has a zipper, not snaps (quite rare).

Heated jackets and vests

Right up front I will say that jackets have vests beat hands down. Besides your arms, jackets also typically provide warmth around your neck; something that vests don’t do and man, does that make a difference. Temperature controls are available for heated jackets and worth every penny. For vests, obtain the same type of connectors already attached to wire pigtails from an automotive store then attach a lamp cord switch in line on that.  The only way to cool down otherwise is to unplug the vest and it’s almost impossible – and quite unsafe – to reconnect while riding. The extra pigtail adds resistance so in really cold weather, can the switch.

Heated jackets are a nice luxury but in a couple of ways are also a safety feature. First, they keep you comfortable so that you can be clear-headed even when it’s cold. Secondly but perhaps more important, the equivalent layers required to achieve the same warmth can be very restrictive to the point of being unable to operate controls and do proper shoulder checks and scans.

Features to look for in all jackets

1. Zippers rather than buttons or snaps: buttons or snaps will tear open on impact.             2. Sleeves that zip or Velcro tighter over the wrist to prevent the sleeve riding up in a slide. 3. Built-in belt to prevent the jacket tearing open if not completely zipped up.                      4. The sleeves should not ride up past the top of the hand when reaching for the controls. The sleeves of a  well fitted jacket will rest almost to your fingers when hanging down.       5. The lower back should stay below your belt when sitting on the bike.                                 6. If double breasted, make sure the lapels snap down when worn open. If a tabbed collar (Nehru collar?), make sure the tab can be secured when not snapped together. Man, they really hurt in the wind.                                                                                                                      7. Make sure any jacket has vents for hot weather.                                                                     8. Pockets should have zip closures and be deep (in case you forget to do it up).

Gloves

We often say that we have spent more money on gloves than anything else trying to get the right combination. Not quite true but we have a few $100 pairs of gloves sitting on a shelf downstairs. If you are a day rider only, one pair of gloves might fit the bill but if you travel any more than a day, count on the need for  more than one type of glove.

For physical protection, gloves should be very  abrasion resistant. Again, from responding to many bike accidents, I know that riders naturally try to slow or protect themselves by putting their hands down on the pavement while still sliding, resulting in some very serious hand injuries. The glove should cover the wrist bone and they should not restrict you hand movements on the controls. At times, gloves also need to be able to keep your hands warm and dry – often at the same time – but not get too hot when it’s warm. That’s a tall order.

Regular gloves don’t have to be expensive. For regular riding in decent weather I use a pair of leather  work gloves that cost ten bucks. I have had them for over ten years and they are like old friends.

It gets interesting when you try to get warm gloves that also allow decent mobility, and this is where we have spent money several times. We eventually found some waterproof leather gloves (with Goretex liners) but they have finally breathed their last and we still haven’t found a pair  that adequately replaces them. Typically, rain gloves are also relatively warm so cover off a lot of other riding situations. Make sure the water barrier is breathable or your hands will sweat so much they will get slimy enough to affect your control. All warm and waterproof gloves should go over your sleeve to prevent wind and water from going up your arm. Above all, avoid ski gloves. They have a “set” to the fingers for gripping poles, making it very difficult to stretch out to operate controls.

Electric gloves are great. The technology has improved and ours are no bulkier than some regular cold-weather gloves. When it’s really, really cold they are the only thing that do the trick. They are also water proof.

We also have what we call half gloves or “halfers”. These gloves are fingerless but with serious padding on the palm. They are definitely a compromise but when it’s really, really hot even regular leather gloves can cause your hands to sweat profusely. Also, the discomfort is  – again – very distracting. If you make this choice, do so knowing you are compromising your physical safety to some degree, but they are still better than not wearing gloves.

Pants or chaps

Chaps are put on over your normal jeans and typically only protect your legs. They are very handy, very adjustable and provide decent protection, but as described earlier provide nothing for your butt. Good quality chaps (and pants) are made using one piece for the leg rather than pieced together from two or more pieces. More seams offer more places to let go in a slide (and it’s usually very cheap, thin leather).

Leather pants offer full coverage but often are made with lighter weight leather. Of course you have the fitting issue and are very expensive to have more than one pair. I have a friend who swears that leather pants are cooler than jeans. His are leather with no polyester “silky” liner and I know from experience that those liners in jackets or pants cause significant sweating.

Fabric riding pants or over pants are a very good value typically. Some are waterproof but remember to get a breathable barrier. They have armour at the hard wear points.

Full body suits are also available instead of jacket and pants separately. These are probably warmer but in the heat that’s not a good thing. It’s also tough to get down to business at pit stops, if you get my drift. Some manufacturers offer jacket and pant sets that zip together at the back or completely around the middle. It is my understanding that the ones attached at the back are quite versatile.

There is a product called Draggin’ Jeans. These look like regular jeans but are reinforced with kevlar at the major wear points (butt, hips and knees). By all accounts they are very good and would probably be cooler than chaps or full leather. I haven’t tried them or spoken to anyone who has, so can’t offer an informed opinion. They do, however, look like a good idea. This could possibly be a good choice for long distance riders.

“Wicking” underwear

While on the subject of legs/pants, I will mention wicking type underwear. On long days in warm weather it is not uncommon to experience “monkey butt” – which is somewhat self explanatory. This is a very uncomfortable and even painful condition and is cause by sweating right where you sit. Oddly enough, women don’t seem to have a problem with this – only men. :( The answer is to get wicking underwear. This is much like the polypropylene fabric used in winter underwear that wicks moisture away from the skin. There is a  company that provides underwear specifically for riding but they are double layer. Even though they work, I find  find them too warm most of the time. I have found some wicking underwear in a work wear store that is cheaper (at $32 instead of $50+) that are super cool and really do the trick. They are ultra easy to wash in a sink  or creek and dry in minutes when rolled in a towel.

Boots

Moving on down, boots are the last thing on the list. Boots should cover and protect the ankle. Light hiking boots are just fine and not really expensive; we used a cheap pair for working the lot when training. My recommendation when riding a heavier bike is something with a Vibram type rather than flat sole. This prevents slipping on sandy pavement to some degree when you’re pushing that 900 pound behemoth out of a parking space. Proper heavy  riding boots cost no more than good quality hiking boots. Like hiking boots, look for something light. Waterproof-ness is an excellent choice but again, look for the breathable liner. Lighter, more flexible, water proof boots are available that are popular among the sport bike set. They are excellent for comfort and flexibility but if you have a heavier, taller bike or need a tiny bit of help from thicker soles, the other is probably a better choice.

Never, never, never try to make up for being vertically challenged with extremely thick soles. This can be very dangerous from a control point of view (shifting, braking) and while riding and moving the bike around the lot.  Get your bike lowered or buy a lower bike in the first place.

In general, good riding boots are a pain to walk in for any length of time and good walking shoes make crappy riding boots.  If you travel more than a day, pack a  small, squishable pair of decent walking shoes. No sense wearing out those expensive soles walking to dinner every night.

Rain Gear

Waterproof riding gear aside, this is one piece of riding gear that will never leave your bike. Unless, of course, you don’t have some sort of saddle bag or day pack to carry it. Speaking of day packs, any pack should be strapped to the bike. Back packs are extremely hard on your back and arms after any time in the saddle and only serve to place the load high – where it shouldn’t be.

First off, rain gear should be large enough to allow free movement, particularly your legs for shifting and braking. I normally wear a “Large” in anything, but my rain gear is “TripleXL”. Remember that they have to go over your protective gear. I once saw a salesperson at a local dealer selling gear to new riders when they were wearing shorts and tee’s. Unacceptable! Wear all your protective gear, put your prospective rain gear over that then sit on your bike or another similar to check for mobility.

Two piece is far more versatile than one piece suits and far easier to put on, have better access to inside pockets and allow wearing pants alone in anticipation of rain after your hit the road. Look for large zippers on the legs that run both ways top to bottom or at least so far up the leg that donning them is as easy as possible. Most good gear has large pockets (not a big deal because you rarely use them) and double fold closures. Stirrups on the ends of the legs are a must so that the legs don’t ride up. Most, if not all, will have Velcro straps to make cuffs close-fitting. Try to buy gear that offers separately sized jacket and pants so that neither top nor bottom is too bulky or too small. If they leak anywhere, it’s through the neck, so make sure it has an efficient collar.

I mentioned gaiters earlier. Try to get gaiters that cover the toe only, leaving the sole of the boot for wear protection and traction. full cover “booties” are very slippery to walk in. Make sure their ultra easy to put on. By the time you put them on you are so overstuffed it can be a nightmare process. Better yet, get waterproof boots.

“Extras”

There all kinds of “extras” that make riding far more enjoyable during inclement conditions. Mentioned earlier, heated gear can extend your season and make uncomfortably cold mornings  quite enjoyable.

We have “Buffs” (brand name) that are simple polypropylene tubes that are pulled over your head and neck. They can be worn like a full balaclava, a “half” balaclava or as a neck warmer. They are thin enough that even two doubled up aren’t too tight under your helmet. They dry in very short order after rain or washing.

Hair gloves are leather tubes that snap together to provide a cover for pony tails. They protect long hair very well. They are available in some bike dealers’ and also at equestrian supply stores. They are also available on line.

I have seen and used various versions of face covers made from leather and poly covered foam rubber. I have mixed feelings on these. They work fairly well but I have difficulty breathing  and they get pretty skanky and are hard to wash. We ended up with the buffs instead.

Although not riding gear, always carry sun screen for your skin as well as a lip sun screen. Lips and face can get pretty sore on long, sunny days.

Again, not riding gear, but heated grips are awesome. My new bike came with heated grips and now I wouldn’t be without them.

I mentioned wicking underwear for guys earlier. You may or may not need it. You will know if you do.

While on the subject of butts, and although it’s not protective gear at all, custom seats can make the difference between you hating or loving your bike. Avoid buying OEM accessory seats or after market mass produced seats (Mustang, Corbin). You will probably be trading one butt ache for another because you will be treating the symptom rather than the problem. Opt instead for a custom seat made by an upholsterer who knows body mechanics. Their first objective should be to get you in the correct riding position (which might include bar and foot control changes) and then to make it fit your butt. We had  our seat altered by Rich’s Custom Seats out of Seattle (Rich got into this because he is an Iron Butt rider). It was cheaper than the Mustang that had made things worse than the original. We rode 800 clicks the day after it was installed.   Before that, I was good for 600 max and was in great pain at  that. It was like getting measured for a suit. He has an effective mail order procedure as well. He’s on the net.

Wrap up

If there is one thing that is common to all good  gear, it is versatility. Besides offering good protection, good gear should be as versatile and adaptable as possible, keeping in mind a “Swiss Army Knife” approach can go too far. The less gear you have to pack keeps your load light, leaving more room for a tux or dinner jacket. :) Above all, it should be comfortable and as unobtrusive as possible. If it’s a pain to wear you probably won’t wear it when you should and there goes your insurance in case you go down.

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“The wave”

This is an improbable thing to write about but an unbelievable number of riders seem to be concerned about a very trivial thing.

Some riders – sorry, mostly non-Harley riders – get all in a knot because some riders don’t wave back when they wave at them. I’m a waver and I ride a Harley, so there goes the theory that Harley riders don’t wave. Sometimes I don’t wave; I might be shifting, I might be paying attention to traffic, I might not have noticed the other bike until the last second (those dummies that ride solo in lane position 3), I might just be tired or just don’t feel like it. When you’re at or near a rally you would have to ride with only your right hand on the bars if you waved at all the other bikers. Some riders have been riding for a very long time and can’t be bothered. And some riders are just grumps. I’ve been riding a long time but am a positive person, so I wave – when I feel like it. :)

Here’s a tip; if you see a big group heading your way riding side by side rather than staggered, they are either cops or HA. Probably HA. Don’t wave. :)

One thing is for sure – and you would only know this if you ride the open road – pretty much all riders wave at each other no matter what they ride because brand aside, they all have the same thing in common; they all love to ride and are far, far from home. Come to think of it, those that get upset about non-wavers are “around town” riders, so wouldn’t understand that.

Here is a humorous list of reasons why some bikers don’t wave. In the mean time, if someone doesn’t wave, get over it. :)

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner’s manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can’t tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They’re too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. Wasn’t sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn’t find the “auto wave back” button on dashboard.

Top 10 Reasons Sport bikers Don’t Wave At All.
10. They have not been riding long enough to know they’re supposed to.
9. They’re going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren’t wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they’ll rip it out of the socket.
6. They’re too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don’t want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It’s too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don’t Wave Back
10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered “bad form.”
8. Your bike isn’t weird enough looking to justify acknowledgment.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock “comfort” seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, or talking on the cell phone.
5. He’s an Iron Butt rider and you’re not!.
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You’re not riding the “right kind” of BMW.
2. You haven’t been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture

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Day 11: Long range riders

Today we headed out early from Jana and Paul’s. Our plan was to head to Barriere because the long weekend made it impossible to book a room anywhere else and we weren’t confident enough in the weather to camp. That’s a run of 760Km. We had a great visit and an easy time during our visit so were fairly well rested – except for the late nights, wine and vodka. :)

Up and ready to roll at 0700 so not that early, but not too cold either. Entwistle is a natural breakfast stop about 120k out. We’ve stopped there before so knew exactly what the drill was going to be. Hmmm. Sounds like I’ve said that a few times. Maybe time to alter this part of the route.

The plan was to make quick stops at places about 100km plus or minus apart. Disciplined stops is the best way to make time rather than burning up the pavement. This was proved when we made the same time to a couple of places as a couple of other bikers who passed us like we were standing still early in the day. Stops after Entwistle were Edson, Hinton, Jasper, Valemount, Blue River, Clearwater and finally Barriere. We had a snack at Valemount but all other stops were quick water breaks, fuel and/or gear adjustments.

Had a couple of close encounters with sheep licking the salt on the road in Jasper Park – always along the same stretch of road so no  surprises – but you still have to give them a wide berth in case they bolt. No other living critters otherwise.

Every time we have been through Jasper on the Yellowhead it has been raining. This time we finally got to SEE Mt. Robson!

This was Arlene’s first 800k run. Even though we didn’t actually ride 800k we would have made Kamloops no problem (it would have been a nightmare getting a room there). We weren’t anywhere near as tired as we have been on other 800k days. It helped not having any rain and the wind was with us for half the trip but a bit gusty straight at us once we turned south at Tete Jaune.  We covered the distance in 12 hours so that’s not too bad.

Great to be back in the mountains but long weekend travelers are kind of a pain in the ass. For the most part they were well behaved but it only takes a few… :(

Had a late happy hour and a pretty decent burger. Got hold of my sister, Charlotte, and set up brunch in Merrit tomorrow AM. From there it would be a lope to home. As always, the traveler’s enigma; sad that the trip is at an end but so glad to be home.

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Day 10: Against the wind (with apologies to Bob Seeger).

Yes, the lyrics from Bob Seeger’s “Against the Wind” ran through my head many times today. Sometimes it’s a bit hard to determine exactly where the wind is but when you’re looking at the sunflowers’ faces along the side of the road instead of their butts there is no question. They were smiling at us today. Probably saying “You haven’t figured this out yet?”

We dragged our heels a bit getting on the road because the weather was supposed to get better later in the day to the west. The ride started cool and stayed that way even when the sun came out. I spent my time enjoying the view of the vast, brilliant yellow canola fields alternating with the green oat and wheat fields. As I am typing this I can’t believe I didn’t take a picture, especially with the broad North Saskatchawan valley in the background.

Stops in Lloydminster, Vegreville (Waygerwill :) ) were naturals distance-wise. Vegreville was a Timmy’s stop but to get to it we slogged along their main street over about a mile of freshly grooved pavement. That was tougher than being out on the road for an hour.

It was interesting to note that the oil fields started abruptly in Maidstone – and so did the oil tankers crossing the road and lumbering along in the slow lane. Each one clad in layers of mud from the access roads, shedding clods of the same making riding a bit interesting.

The last run to Edmonton (really, Sherwood Park) was a cakewalk.  Rode straight into Jana and Paul’s place and set in for a two-day visit.

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Day 9. Westering in Saskatchewan

Last night was interesting. First an engine and rescue headed east on 16 as well as two ambulances and an RCMP unit. From our work experience we were pretty certain it was a serious MVA. We were right because they didn’t return  for quite some time. Quite a while later, a wrecker went by with a small coupe with a roof flap and 3rd door cuts. Didn’t look good. Both ambulances returned code 1. Considering our arrival time we must have just missed it. That has happened on  our travels more time than I care to count. Our ride bells and biker angels must be working.

During happy hour a thunderstorm passed through that we had been watching north of our route for some time. It was a dandy, so we were glad we were in a motel and not on the road or in a tent. We were lucky enough to be able to park the bikes under an overhang right outside our room. Another biker wasn’t as lucky and his bike cover just about blew away.

The sky was overcast and there was a stiff wind from the west-northwest on departure. The overcast was threatening a couple of times and there was very fine rain on the rain indicator (windshield) but bikers going the other way had no rain gear on and I saw only one vehicle with intermittent wipers. We had breakfast in Foam Lake, which had had an incredible hail storm yesterday. After heading out we passed the Quill Lake chain. This time we didn’t experience the squadrons of dragon flies we had last time. No self-respecting dragon fly – or any other flying creature for that matter -  was out today in this wind. We were mostly quartering the wind so had some counter steering to do the whole way. Pretty tiring, but no rain thank goodness but we donned warmer gear before we left. Bad guess when we started this AM.

The sky kind of cleared near Lanigan. We fueled there and found (although not surprised) that we were burning significant fuel running almost straight into about a 50 kmh wind. Headed out for Saskatoon ASAP.

In Saskatoon we missed the circle route so struggled through town to a fuel stop and Timmy’s on the other end of town. We had a nice break and geared down because the sun was now out with small flat-bottomed cumulus clouds all around. We were heading straight into the wind now which was quite a bit easier but still tiring. As we rode along I noticed something that I had never seen before. I have seen clouds meet the horizon before (New Mexico) but the sky is so wide here, with clouds from horizon to horizon, that you could actually see the curvature of the earth in the arc defined by the clouds’ flat bottoms.

Good highway from Saskatoon to the Battlefords allowed us to make good time over the last 130 klicks. We’ve been here multiple times so no problem getting set up for happy hour. I think we’ll order pizza tonight.

We’ve been making 450 - 500 klicks each day that we have been riding. I forgot to check the odometer when we parked but we have covered something over 4000 klicks so far. Today Arlene was handling the rough stuff at about 110 klicks. A far cry from “There’s no way I’ll ever ride in that kind of wind”. :)

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Day 8. Heading west again.

We got an early start this morning but when Arlene started her bike the starter kept engaging intermittently. After some fiddling around I figured she could start the bike and then remove the starter relay to prevent the starter kicking in. We headed to the dealer and they quickly had great news. It’s a common problem caused by corrosion of the relay contacts. Sure enough they were corroded badly. (Hmmm. Anything to do with the rain we rode in a few days ago?) Total bill: about eight bucks for a new relay and no labour. They had to pinch one off a new bike because they had none in stock. They’ll get an attaboy on their website for sure. Job one when we get home? Apply di-electric grease to all connectors on both bikes.

With the late start we got into Portage for breakfast at 11:00. After a decent break we headed toward Yorkton on the Yellowhead (16). Our first stop was Minnedosa for a very quick fuel stop then on to Russell. The road was great compared to what I remembered from last year. Two interesting things in that stretch. A moose crossed the road ahead of us  somewhere past Shoal Lake. A bit of a surprise but because we are on point for wildlife almost 100% we saw it early enough. That being said she was very hard to see due to her surroundings. It’s amazing that something ugly  enough that only a bull moose could love it can move so swiftly and gracefully. The second point of interest was a grass fire – more like a prairie fire - was burning south of the road with a very strong wind blowing the smoke and debris across the road. We were fine until all of a sudden there were cars appearing out of a solid wall of smoke in front of us at a bend – that we didn’t see because of the smoke. When we went through the wall the heat was intense and we got a some burns from flying embers. Just like being back at work. :(

The wind was a bit strong and gusty from our left (south) most of the way making it a bit tiring, but we made great time nevertheless. Our ride from Portage to Russell was about 300+ km with only a fuel stop in Minnedosa. Not bad. Our break in Russell yielded no hi-test fuel – which we remembered after we stopped -  so after a quick iced coffee we kept heading toward Yorkton knowing we could fuel there. Arlene took another rock in the face just after Russell so was not a happy camper, er, biker.

The storm was dark enough to turn the lights on at 5:00 PM. The bikes were snug under an overhang.

We dug in for the night in Yorkton. Happy hour ended then we heading out on a food hunt. We got back just as a thunderstorm cruised over town. We were just quick enough to get the bikes under an overhang in front of our room. This one reminded us of one of the storms on our “Thunder Road” trip from Winnipeg to Regina last year. Looking ahead to the August long weekend, it looked like we might be camping in Valemount and didn’t want to be in something like this, so we would be keeping close tabs on the weather from here on.

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Day 6 and 7. Winnipeg. Our destination and turn-around point

After such a crappy day on the road yesterday we were looking forward to some decent weather. The day dawned bright and sunny so we were pretty pumped about that. Betty made us a great breakfast and then we hit the road. A lot of our stuff was still wet. So wet, in fact, that we had to wear our rain pants because of the water that would be flying off the bike as we rode.

The wind was light and the road flat and straight as we headed east. Our plan was to ride to Portage La Prairie for fuel and a break which was a bout 170 km. It was easy going and no more tiring than far shorter runs on rougher, more technical roads. A quick coffee and yak with an old fellow beside us in Timmy’s and we were ready to go. The TCH has been quite rough into ‘Peg in years past but it obviously been upgraded because it continued to be a great ride.  A short run today of only about 270 km and it was as easy as pie. Love the tunes on the new bike. Let’s hear it for MP3!

Riding throughWinnipeg is getting easier and easier each time we go there. A quick look at the map to confirm and we knew exactly where we were going to get to Uncle Vic’s. We pulled into his place just after noon and had a great visit. Shortly after Rick and Pat arrived and we were all headed out for Chinese. Great visit so far.

We had a great sleep that night and because we didn’t have to hit the road, we had a chance to sleep in. How cool is that?! Uncle Vic made his famous mush and we visited some more. Arlene and I took the time to wash the bikes then shortly after headed out to do some errands. We bought Uncle Vic a new clock because he asked me to fix his old clock which was completely broken. I told him we bought a few parts to fix the old one: face, hands, movement, that sort of thing. :)

Later we were at Rick and Pat’s for dinner and a visit. Great meal and great visit. We headed home to Unce vic’s for the night and another great sleep.

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Day 5: Rain!? We don’t need no stinkin’ rain!

Today we were supposed to have an easy day – about 375 km or so. “Should be a cake walk”, we said. “Let’s not bust our butts to hit the road. We can slide into Souris in no time”, we said. The pavement was dry when we looked out the first time. The second time was another matter. At least our dilemma of whether or not to don rain gear was answered.

The weather networks said it would break somewhere  on the east side of Saskatchewan. If it did, we missed it. It was raining hard when we left and then it got serious. It was bright enough when we left but then got so dark we had difficulty seeing so had to stop to change to clear glasses. And then it rained harder. If I hear any more crap from folks from the prairie complaining about the rain in BC I think I’ll deck ‘em.

We slide into Grenfell for a breather and thankfully the restaurant was closed. That way we got back on the road to get this thing over with sooner. We started out about 100+kmh then downgraded that to 90. Pretty soon we were at 80 with the four ways on. Occasionally we got it back to 90 kmh.

We deeked into some damn place for some hot soup and some fuel after about 180 km. It was too tough to read place signs and dodge semis at the same time so we were long beyond giving a shit where we were. We were soaked, leaving puddles at our booth in the cafe and getting some pretty strange looks from the folks in shorts and flip flops that were driving cars. Arrghh! We changed gloves but didn’t bother changing shirts because we knew the new ones would be wet in ten minutes anyway.

I let Arlene know that it was OK with me if she wanted to can it for the day. Quite frankly, it was getting dangerous. She wanted to keep going in the spirit of “let’s get this thing over with”. We had been at it for 3 hours already. :( We still had about 190+ km to go, so at least we were half way.

Back out on the road we were able to maintain about 100 km, but without cruise control so we could back off real quick when the semis thundered by. At least there was no wind. Damn. I shouldn’t have said that. It got windy as soon as I thought about it. I wheeled us  into Verdun to see if Arlene wanted a break but it was “let’s get this damn thing over with” again. Have I mentioned yet that she is one tough rider?

Back out on the road we got some pretty strange looks from folks who were passing. We no longer waved at bikes going the opposite way. They didn’t wave at us. They just wanted to get this damn thing over with, too. The rain began to lighten a titch and had gotten a bit brighter. We could see blue sky holes south of us. Finally we got to the cut off for Souris and started heading south. Cars’ wipers were on intermittent; what was with that? Soon the sky  cleared. We actually got to ride the last 10 k in the sun with no rain. This in a town that was on the national news a few weeks earlier for its phenomenal flooding.

We pulled into Betty’s place, got our duds hung up, poured a round of drinks and drowned our sorrows. Hmmm. Poor choice of words. Anyway, we were able to enjoy a great visit, a great meal as well as a tour of the town’s impromptu dikes and flooded areas. How appropriate.

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